what’s Whitney Houston’s favorite type of coordination?
i hate this i hate u
what if the coins you find randomly at the bottom of drawers and in between couch cushions are actually from spiders trying to pay rent
why do advertisers sexualize female m&ms
why do advertisers assign gender to m&ms
why do advertisers humanize food products
why is there a bear family who considers the highlight of their day to be wiping their asses
next time a stranger tells you that youre familiar and youve met before they just cant remember where just clear your throat and tell them do you watch porn?
if the neighborhood isnt going to help me wash these squirrels i guess i will have to do it all by myself
why are you going to wash squirrels
someone has to