clarawebbwillcutoffyourhead:

IS BEING HYDRATED REALLY WORTH ALL THIS PEEING?

no. 

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dutchster:

when you try to flick away a bug but it comes towards you instead

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winchesterlicious:

My mum just came into my room and said “did you lose a pair of pants?”

and I was like “…what”

and then she took my hand

and gave me this carrot

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I tried to give it back but she ran away laughing

(Source: leftboob-enthusiast, via thefuuuucomics)